SEO Proof That Real SEO™ Works!

What happens when you take the same basic article and optimize it with 4 different levels of SEO on 4 separate websites? 

⚠️ Full disclosure, the 4 websites shown below are NOT equal.
So this is not exactly apples to apples... 

SEO Website Description:

NoFucks Bar & Grill is designed to be a catch all community for any topic with a restaurant theme.